Q:tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit
i won’t be able to take you.
but this is my best please take me with you face.
my business trip is only for 5 days.
that’s counting on one whole hand.
why yes it is.
that’s a long time.
no, only a monday to friday week.
but what about my bedtime stories?
i will tell you one every night on the phone.
but that’s just not the same.
i will imagine you sleepy and dreamy.
i’ll look just like this, if you don’t take me.
- me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
- me: rubs eyelid
- me: who the hell is bucky